This is the most valuable item in my possession. I traded my youngest child to obtain this item. Frankly, more are on the way, expect more children imminently. I love cheese. Cheese for life. The implements are truly instruments of god. I will serve my cheese no longer with shame, but with pride. The people will respect me, maybe my family will accept me? (that rhymed lol)
if you dislike this item, in short u should die.
The sheer versatility of this cheese board is unparalleled. The amount of times I have brought this to social events for the purpose of showing off is uncountable, I even bring my own cheese to serve to people, only to demonstrate the pure value and beauty of this product. The unimaginable amount of undying respect i have gained for owning this board is incredible.
It is the ultimate cheeseboard. It is designed to fit any purpose with elegance and proficiency. The many notches, beveled edges, compartments and sections for all different forms of cheese and cheese supplements makes this so useful for any occasion. It is perfect for everything advertised in the pictures and more. Bare in mind - cheese not included.
